Undermost Salamander

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Jun

Tumblr on mah phone! Spinning pics ahoy!

This is Nirnroot inspired sw merino/bamboo/nylon fibre from cloudlover fibre
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How the Logic of "Friendzoning" Would Work If Applied in Other Instances:

*Man walks into a store and finds employee*

Man: Alright, I've had enough. Why haven't you guys hired me?!

Employee: Uh...well sir, when did you put in your application?

Man: I never filled out an application.

Employee: Well sir, we can't consider you for employment if you've never filled out an application.

Man: No, that's bullshit, because I've been coming here for years now, and every single time I tell you all how much I love this store and how much I appreciate your customer service, unlike some of your other customers might I add!

Employee: Well, but that doesn't-

Man: AND I even told you that I didn't have a job!

Employee: But sir, that doesn't indicate to us that you would like a job at our store. And again, if you've never filled out an application, we can't consider you. Besides, we're not hiring.

Man: OH! Not hiring, HA! What a laugh. I see your store go through seasonal workers all the time. They come and go like nothing, but you won't consider me as a part-time employee even though I KNOW you've been looking for workers to fill positions? That's insane!

Employee: Sir, we've been looking to hire a few people for management positions. Do you have any management experience?

Man: Well no, but what does that matter?

Employee: ...Well sir, that's what we're looking for. You won't be suitable for the position without management experience.

Man: Oh that's such a load of crap. You know, you'll be waiting around a long time for a manager if you don't lower your standards a little. Who cares if someone knows how to manage a store? I LOVE this store and I'm willing to work here, that's all that should matter to you.

Employee: That...doesn't make any sense.

Man: NO! I'm done. This is over. From now on, no more Mr. Nice Guy.

Employee:

Man:

Employee:

Man: Fuck you, slut.
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- inspiration
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- mori
- vintage-inspired
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sosuperawesome:

Joey Chou, on Tumblr

Shop

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- illustration
- cuteness
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Esther Quek. The flyest motherfucker on the planet.

(Source: doublefisters, via ladiesinsuits)
- Women in suits
- when I grow up I want to be her
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Mar

ruchu:

My high light of saturday was not comic con; it was alpacas.

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- alpacas
- I want to go to there
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sosuperawesome:

Pentip

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(via Not mine, but I almost died laughing when I saw it - Imgur)
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"When obese people are at the size genetically normal for them, their energy balance and requirements per unit of lean body mass are indistinguishable from you or me or any other ‘normal’ weight individual, said Dr. Rudolph L. Leibel, M.D., now at Columbia University, whose laboratory at Rockefeller University, New York, has conducted some of the most detailed, complex metabolic research on energy balance and the biochemistry of fat. “An obese person is metabolically just like a lean person, except they’re bigger,” he said."

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Sandy Szwarc -How We’ve Come to Believe Overeating Causes Obesity (via hityoutwo)

Another one in honor of the asshole who believes that all fat people eat too much and lie about it.

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(Source: junkfoodscience.blogspot.com, via dressesandyarn)
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Favourite Editorials | Mechanical Dolls

Tim Walker for Vogue Italia (October 2011)

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japanlove:

Kimonos on the Street - 1930s Japan by Vintage Japan-esque on Flickr.
- reblogging for the cutie kiddo
- also I love old photos
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staceythinx:

Some of the 14 Spectacular Basalt Formations assembled for a beautiful and informative gallery by The World Geography.

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- IT'S LIKE MINECRAFT CAME TO LIIIIIIIIFE!
- nature is beautiful